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Afghan crash kills 9 Americans

Observers concerned about Afghan elections.

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Somalia's prime minister resigns

Holy shit! They're black people in the NFL?

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The African Faces of the NFL

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Supreme court denies execution appeal.

Obama key economic adviser leaving.

Money laundry probe at Vatican Bank.

Megachurch pastor accused of sexual coercion.

Her heart is almost as big as her teeth.

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Surreal scene after CA gas fire.

Another wildfire bedevils Colorado.

Ignor now Category 4 hurricane.

6 killed in Kentucky shooting rampage.

Alleged drug kingpin El Grande caught.

2 dead in Afghan Quran buring protest.

Because we don't have 2 real wars to report on.

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A brief history of Halo.

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BP oil well declared dead.

Bermuda bracing for Igor as winds, rain lash shore.

Are you in the storms path?

Senate candidate: I practiced witchcraft

Economist: Extend tax cuts